March 30, 2009

War At Home

This is from HK online:


The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That’s no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being.

Chip Tsao is a best-selling author and columnist. A former reporter for the BBC, his columns have also appeared in Apple Daily, Next Magazine and CUP Magazine, among others.

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IMHO, Mr. Tsao's article has "bahid" of political incorrectness especially when he "satirically" states Louisa's measly salary and 16-hour task of cleaning of his windows and toilet. We hear news of OFW being maltreated and abused by their employers abroad everyday so the least that we want to know is there is a reporter from the land of toys with lead and milk with melamine saying racist sentiments about Filipino domestic helpers while trying to discuss the Spratly Islands issue. We were outraged because he was able to hit where it hurts.

However, I also get his satiric points such as recognizing that the Russians and the Japs are "superior" to Chinese and "mocking" his country's government. Or was I incorrectly reading between the lines?

I dunno if I'm making sense at all. Please enlighten me. What do you think of this?



March 18, 2009

Puwersa (with S not T)

Palabas na ako ng MRT station. Pero di ba kelangan ko pang dumaan doon sa machine na kumukuha ng ticket? So pagdating doon, sinuksok ko ang MRT card ko tapos kinuha nung machine at lumabas na muli yung card sabay nag-flash sa "screen" kung ilan pa yung balance ko sa card. Tapos tinulak ko na yung pangharang ng machine. Di ko alam kung anong tawag dun. Pagkatulak ko, ayaw sumunod. Nag-hang siya. So tinulak ko ulit. Ayaw. Isa pa. Ayaw talaga. Nakita ako ni Manong Guard. Dali-daling lumapit sa akin at sinabing:

"Hep hep hep! Hinatayin niyo yan, miss. Minsan kasi matagal siyang gumalaw. Huwag niyong pilitin. Parang babae yan eh, ayaw ng pini-puwersa."



March 17, 2009

Last na*


salamat eheads sa mga ngiting ito:)


*masyado na kasi akong madaming nababasa about eheads and the concert na feeling ko overrated na ang lahat. or it's just me. gaah! here's the list of the songs the band performed:

1. Magasin
2. Walang Nagbago
3. Maling Akala
4. Maskara
5. Poor Man's Grave
6. Waitng for the Bus
7. Wag Mo Nang Itanong
8. Slo Mo
9. Alkohol
10. Insomnia
11. Torpedo
12. Julie Tearjerky
13. Tikman ang Langit
14. Wishing Wells
15. Fine Time
16. Pare Ko
17. Kailan
18. Back2Me
19. Trip to Jerusalem
20. Spoliarium
21. Overdrive
22. Super Proxy
23. Minsan
24. Alapaap
25. Kaleidoscope World
26. Ang Huling El Bimbo
27. Ligaya
28. Sembreak
29. Toyang

March 09, 2009

Maraming salamat.